The Angry Arab News Service

Walid Jumblat is visiting LA. My sources tell me that he is avoiding criticizing Hizbullah this time around. He will then move to DC where he will meet with Cheney and Abrams. He will thank them both for "liberating" Lebanon for him. Yesterday, Jumblat said that "it is certian that Lebanon occupies a special place in the hart of the Americans and the present and future administration." No, I did not make this bullshit up.